India out of 2009 World T20

Well what may be the reason? Poor batting? Poor bowling? Poor fielding?
In my view it's because of poor captaincy + all the above!

India did not look like the side that were in 2007 world cup. They certainly seemed to be down in their confidence and character. They batted poorly, bowled horribly and fielded terribly bad! If you see all the winning sides in the competition- West Indies, South Africa and Srilanka - they are all having an edge in their fielding. They are brilliant in the field, they take catches, save runs and are very agile in the field.

India did not look like it was going to qualify for the Semi's ! They somehow qualified for the Super Eight's thanks to the weak group members- Bangladesh and Ireland! Even Canada may win against these two teams and India won matches against them too closely.

One thing I have noticed is that Dhoni as a captain and Batsmen did not click this time. His team selection was poor, his bowling options were poor- he played wrong bowlers at vital parts of the match. Moreover clearly visible thing was Dhoni's batting mix up in the tournament. He kept Raina out of No.3 spot for a couple matches before he went absurd at the Press and was forced to give Raina his own spot. Dhoni was seeming a bit irritated at things with Sehwag who hid the injury before Team selection.

This time it was clear that either South Africa or West Indies are going to clinch the coveted T20 World cup. Lets wait and watch! And for India- it's failure is because of only one man - the overrated MSD. He flawed in his batting order preferences and bowling options. He seemed very stubborn and irritated than what people thought he was one year back. Something is wrong in the Indian dressing room. Time for serious retrospection!

What will happen if 2011 World cup is held in Pakistan- a joke

Let's imagine what will happen if 2011 Cricket World cup is held at Pakistan. Whom do you think will win the cup? India? Australia? Srilanka? South Africa? or England? Whom do you put your money on? Hmmm..? Very difficult to predict? Well my guess is very simple and easy :).
I will go with Pakistan.

How?

Simple..

Here is how it is..

Plan: Pakistan will qualify for Semis and then to Finals through their fierce attacks.

Prediction: Final will be a one sided game with Pakistan winning by a huge margin! Opponents would walk away fearing Pakistan's fierce attacks. PCB would claim that opponents (finalists) ran away fearing our attacks, so the World Cup (of terrorists) has been officially awarded to Pakistan :-).

Outcome: What a drama that would be hehehe..

Oracle Buys Sun, My Google Adsense got disabled, Congress won the elections

Lol. It was surprising to see Oracle buy out Sun Micro systems, one of the hardware and (Java) giant!

Sadly in the midst my Google Adsense account got disabled without a valid reason, I am angry with Google. This is too much! Fuck you!

Lastly, once again Congress won the elections, people voted for stable and good governance once again! History was made once again in this 2009 LS elections! What a display by democratic giant! Jai Hind!

Good website on Hinduism

I found a very good website for clarifying some of the doubts that lure our minds regarding Hinduism. Hinduism is more a way of life than a religion. There are millions of God's to choose from but the essence of worship remains the same. Many people will have many questions about various forms of God's and an awesome and useful website tries to answer the questions that are frequently asked.

Visit Hinduism Today for more details.

Don't forget to visit the Himalayan Academy link which tries to explain the Basics of Hinduism. Happy reading :-)

Also if you want some online guide like the Vedas, Epics on Hinduism, you can visit here

Jai Hind ;-)!

Two Adult Jokes ;)

I just could not resist posting these two jokes that I got from my colleague :-)

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Judge: You are Accused of RAPE, so u r Fined Rs.11461

Man: Mylord why exactly Rs11461?

Judge: Rs.10000 for Rape, 4% VAT and 10.2% Entertainment tax!!:-)

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Once,
PENIS demanded
increase in salary
on following grounds:
1. I do Physical Labour
2.Work at great depths
3.Plunge head first, everytime
4.No Weekends
5.Always Damp & Dark work enviroinment
6.No Ventillation
7.Work in any shift.
Mangement
rejected demands on following grounds:
1.U don't work 4-8 hrs at stretch
2.Fall asleep after brief work
3.Seen visiting other than designated location
4.Always to b stimulated before work
5.Unable to work in stress@

Achieving targets on job is just like being pregnant. . .


Every one congratulates you on the out come but no one knows how many time you were fucked.
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