Two Adult Jokes ;)

I just could not resist posting these two jokes that I got from my colleague :-)

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Judge: You are Accused of RAPE, so u r Fined Rs.11461

Man: Mylord why exactly Rs11461?

Judge: Rs.10000 for Rape, 4% VAT and 10.2% Entertainment tax!!:-)

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Once,
PENIS demanded
increase in salary
on following grounds:
1. I do Physical Labour
2.Work at great depths
3.Plunge head first, everytime
4.No Weekends
5.Always Damp & Dark work enviroinment
6.No Ventillation
7.Work in any shift.
Mangement
rejected demands on following grounds:
1.U don't work 4-8 hrs at stretch
2.Fall asleep after brief work
3.Seen visiting other than designated location
4.Always to b stimulated before work
5.Unable to work in stress@

Achieving targets on job is just like being pregnant. . .


Every one congratulates you on the out come but no one knows how many time you were fucked.
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