What will happen if 2011 World cup is held in Pakistan- a joke

Let's imagine what will happen if 2011 Cricket World cup is held at Pakistan. Whom do you think will win the cup? India? Australia? Srilanka? South Africa? or England? Whom do you put your money on? Hmmm..? Very difficult to predict? Well my guess is very simple and easy :).
I will go with Pakistan.

How?

Simple..

Here is how it is..

Plan: Pakistan will qualify for Semis and then to Finals through their fierce attacks.

Prediction: Final will be a one sided game with Pakistan winning by a huge margin! Opponents would walk away fearing Pakistan's fierce attacks. PCB would claim that opponents (finalists) ran away fearing our attacks, so the World Cup (of terrorists) has been officially awarded to Pakistan :-).

Outcome: What a drama that would be hehehe..

Oracle Buys Sun, My Google Adsense got disabled, Congress won the elections

Lol. It was surprising to see Oracle buy out Sun Micro systems, one of the hardware and (Java) giant!

Sadly in the midst my Google Adsense account got disabled without a valid reason, I am angry with Google. This is too much! Fuck you!

Lastly, once again Congress won the elections, people voted for stable and good governance once again! History was made once again in this 2009 LS elections! What a display by democratic giant! Jai Hind!