Nov 27, 2010

SMS


Disclaimer: This short documentary or event is based on partly imaginary and partly real life incidents. Any resemblances to persons who are either dead or alive are just a pure coincidence. I wanted to bring out the contrasts of two different persons – one who has a girl friend and one who does not have a girl friend.


Time 6:30 AM
Rakesh’s cell beeps – 1 New message received:
  • ‘Hi Dear, Good Morning….. !!’
Mohan’s cell beeps – 1 New message received:
  • ‘Friends are like Early Morning Flowers, they are fresh, scented and beautiful to look at, you are one such, good morning my dear Friend!!’
Time 6:45 AM
Rakesh’s cell beeps – 2 New messages received:
  • ‘What doing??…Did u brush ur teeth? I finished coffee also!’
  • ‘Chella kutty go brush your teeth, don’t snooze now ok??, reply me idiot!’
Mohan’s cell sleeps

Time 7:00 AM
Rakesh’s cell beeps – 2 New messages received:
  • ‘ I took bath also, what about you? And hey I planning to wear Red color saree today, eppadi? Ok ok don’t release water from your mouth now itself..:-P’
  • ‘Reply me, are you getting my messages or not??’
Mohan’s cell sleeps
Time 7:30 AM
Rakesh’s cell beeps – 1 New message and 2 missed calls:
  • ‘When are you coming? I have started from home, come near our College Bus stop in 10 minutes time…’
  • ‘You got 2 missed calls from the sender of this sms: Customer Care’
Mohan’s cell sleeps
Time 7:35 AM
Rakesh’s cell beeps – 2 New messages:
  • ‘Ok, I am waiting here, come fast.. where are you?’
  • ‘Are you coming by walk or bike? Bring the bike, ok?? We will go to movie today and then to beach..’
Mohan’s cell beeps – 1 New message:
  • ‘Dear Customer, special offer for you, recharge with Rs.220 and get full talk time, offer valid until 30-Nov-2010 only.’
Time 8:00 AM
Rakesh’s cell sleeps (he is with his lover)
Mohan’s cell wakes up with 2 missed calls:
  • ‘You got 1 missed call from Thilak’
  • ‘You got 1 missed call from Ramprasad’
Time 9:00 AM
Rakesh’s cell is switched off
Mohan’s cell beeps with 3 new messages:
  • ‘Come to Bus stand at 10 sharp, we are waiting for you.’
  • ‘Machi today we will party like anything at Mahabalipuram. Come soon.’
  • ‘A mountain is not higher than confidence…coz it ll be under ur feet, if u reach the top! Good morning :-) da’
Time 10:00 AM
Rakesh’s cell is still switched off
Mohan’s cell beeps with 3 new messages:
  • ‘In Bus# 150 come soon, we got a seat reserved for you too machi’
  • ‘Machi we are just reaching , wait for us…’
  • ‘Dei naaye come fast da, I am excited to meet you.’
Time 11:00 AM
Both cell phones are switched off
After some hours of time…..
Time 6:00 PM
Rakesh’s cell beeps – 2 New messages:
  • ‘Honey we had an awesome time today, I want to spend my whole life with you like this.. I love you dear. You are my life!’
  • ‘Sweety you are so sweet and nice, I love you ever and ever..’
Mohan’s cell beeps – 1 new message received:
  • ‘Where are you Mohan? When are you coming home? Buy some vegetables while coming back and something to eat also. Call your dad, he wants to speak with you immediately.’
Time 6:30 PM
Rakesh’s cell beeps – 1 New message:
  • ‘I reached home and changed my dress also dear, where are you chellam, please reach home safely and message me da.. by the way, mom has prepared chappathi for me, will have now.’
Mohan’s cell beeps – 5 New messages received:
  • ‘Machi, awesome pics da I took , will share with you on facebook later tonight’
  • ‘Machi hell of a time we had da, we should meet like this regularly, wat say?’
  • ‘Dei naaye enga da irukka, veetuku poitiya illaya? Call me once you do.’
  • ‘Dear Customer, to register complaints about ….’
  • ‘Friend is a need is a friend in deed….blahblah.. good evening!’
Time 7:00 PM
Rakesh’s cell beeps 1 new message and 2 missed calls:
  • ‘Then, wat else da? What are you doing now? Calllllllllllllll or else I will kill you.. with whom are you talking for so long.. Priya only no………….??’
  • You got 2 missed calls from sender of this sms : Customer Care.
Mohan’s cell beeps with 2 messages:
  • ‘Machi thanks for the time, your presence made me really memorable da. Waiting for more such get-togethers da.’
  • ‘Hey machi, I reached home safely, will you call you some time later, take care da.’
Time 7:30 PM
Rakesh’s cell beeps 5 new message and 5 missed calls:
  • ‘Call me call me call me call me…….’
  • You got 5 missed calls from sender of this sms : Customer Care.
  • ‘What the hell are you doing? Pick up the call now…’
  • ‘Idiot I won’t speak with you hereafter, you are doing too much.’
  • ‘I love you.. I love you.. I love you… Don’t you understand I am mad at you, please reply or call me da chellam…’
  • ‘Ok bye, you won’t reply na… do you think I will end like this, never…hehehe.. I will keep on troubling you da chellam’
Mohan’s cell sleeps
After few hours
Time 10:00 PM
Rakesh’s cell beeps with 10 missed calls
  • You got 10 missed calls from sender of this sms : Customer Care.
Mohan’s cell beeps with 2 new messages:
  • ‘Sun Pictures new movie.. Hero – Arulnithi, SideHero – Udayanithi, Asst. dir – Stalin, costume – dayanithi, stunt – azhagiri, media – kalanithi, title – Kollai kootam, dir – karunanithi, producer – makkal oda nidhi’
  • ‘A cute thought 4 those who believe in friendship – Its not necessary to share every secret with ur close friend, but whatever u shared should be true – good night da’
Time 11:00 PM
Rakesh’s cell beeps with 5 new messages:
  • ‘Hmmm then what else will you buy me for our marriage?’
  • ‘No no you itself tell, I don’t have any choices to make, whatever it is I will accept it wholeheartedly :-)
  • ‘You tell me whatever there is in your mind, don’t hide anything ok. I will kill you.. tell me how did I look today? Did you notice I was wearing a new ear ring today;) how was it da?’
  • ‘naughty naughty…next time I will wear a skirt da, how was I today in saree? You liked me or not ?’
  • ‘ok dear sleep well, we will meet tomorrow, good night ’
Time 11:30 PM
Rakesh’s cell beeps with 1 new message:
  • ‘slept? How cud you sleep with you giving me what I owe, come on… idiot.. get up.. ’
Mohan’s cell switched off!
PS: Comments and critics are welcome :)

Nov 21, 2010

Birth Date Coincidence

I was born on Deepavali (Diwali), the festival of lights. It was an Amavasai, and people used to say that those born on Amavasai will be dark in color and also would be a thief or robber. None of the above claims happened in my case.

I have some unique information to share, my birth date of 4th Nov was a Deepavali and not every Deepavali will fall on 4th of November. I was told that my Birth Date coincides with Festival of Lights every 9th year, it happened when I was born, then in the 9th and 18th year respectively. My 27th Birthday just got passed but this time Deepavali was on 5th Nov. I am wondering why Deepavali did not happen on 4th Nov. I really missed it badly, hope when I turn 36 it will coincide.